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15 Absolutely Valid Reasons to End a Relationship

1. You don’t fit my aesthetic. Your personal brand is Post-Morality My Little Pony™ and mine is Machiavellian Dairymaid™. 2. I can’t stand the way you eat asparagus. 3. You think Jack and Rose is a better couples’ costume than Sarah and the Goblin King. With me as Bowie, naturally. 4. My dog hates you, and…… Continue reading 15 Absolutely Valid Reasons to End a Relationship